How to Avoid Being Backstabbed

In Team Fortress 2 there is a class called the Spy. He is a cunning, sneaky bastard who takes great pleasure in the suffering and frustration of others. Ninja-ing through the backlines, he takes down Engie nests, stabs an übered Medic or three, and causes a general panic among the gun-toting populate, all without getting a single fleck of ash on his well-tailored suit. People hate him. Unless, of course, he’s on their side or they know better:

  • Turn around a lot. Really, it helps. Just keep looking over your shoulder.
  • Turn off your music. Listen for his cloak/uncloak and invisible footsteps.
  • Script any unused right-click buttons to auto-switch to melee.
  • Keep moving; never, ever stay still.
  • Avoid dark areas and less used pathways.
  • Avoid areas with an overhang.
  • Do not crouch.
  • If a Spy approaches you while playing Engie, kill him first before attempting to destroy sappers. Don’t worry; there will be time enough to save your sentry. Also, be suspicious of everyone.
  • While you’re playing the Heavy, listen to your Medic for Spy! calls.
  • The main Spy deterrent is the Pyro. Just flame everyone.
  • Snipers looking through the scope should especially be aware of Spy! calls. Script that rick-click key to your kukri and switch locals often.
  • If you are playing as a Spy and find someone in your hiding spot, attempt a backstab, otherwise switch to your pistol and start shooting immediately.
  • And for fuck’s sake, turn around. Do it. A lot.

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